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[personal profile] lupusxylem 2024-01-03 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Bold of you to think he couldn't successfully do both, Vash.

Wolfwood is hot on Vash's heels, though he very nearly crashes into the doorframe on his way into the bathroom as it is. They're both lucky that this house is warm because sprinting through it butt naked in the dead of the kind of winter the Grove is locked in is not a great idea for anyone-

When he finally makes it there, Vash has the water turned on (smart) and is perched on the edge of the tub like he's expecting to be ravished right then and there (less smart). He's left standing there dumbly in the doorway, his fingers twitching at his sides like he's not sure how to handle himself.

Because yes, he is horny, why do you ask.

He stalks into the bathroom...and shuts the door behind him.]


Vash...
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[personal profile] lupusxylem 2024-01-03 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Vash you're lucky I rolled such a high number which has saved both of you from a certain death upon these bathroom tiles.

They only just had sex, and Wolfwood's eyes are raking down Vash's body as if trying to undress a man already completely naked, except now he has the prospect of seeing him both naked and wet. Of course Vash is being goofy about it, because he would not be Vash if he weren't, and if Wolfwood weren't actually concerned about accidentally hurting him somehow, he would have pounced on him already.

Instead, he approaches slowly like a tiger stalking its prey, looming over Vash as the water runs. He regards him for a long moment, legs still spread for his viewing pleasure, very much aware that his own dick is trying to wake back up.

God damn it.]


There's just barely room for both of us, dumbass. [...] ...but we'd fit if you had your legs on my shoulders.
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[personal profile] lupusxylem 2024-01-03 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You think?

[The thing is, there's a lot for Vash to look at too on Wolfwood that isn't just his twitching cock. He didn't exactly take any special care or time in cleaning himself up...literally at all between the bed and coming in here, which means his skin is still glistening wet, even though the air is causing it to become dry and tacky pretty quickly. Never mind the fact that Vash apparently jizzes honey or something, which means he's also very sticky. My man looking like a honey glazed ham down there-

He doesn't seem overly bothered by it- beyond the way it's gotten caught in his hair, you can imagine how that must feel- and is instead focused on the way Vash is posturing for him like a proud peacock as he stands up and starts to fill the tub instead of turning on the showerhead. Oh how easily our minds are swayed...

It's funny, because no doubt this bathtub is just of normal size, meaning they're not going to easily fit together. It would probably work better if, like...they weren't facing each other? But Vash is out here like. Presenting, and Wolfwood's monkey brain is in control, so guess who is climbing into the tub facing him like an idiot. There is NO ROOM for their legs, they're both too long, and poor Vash is going to have to stretch as far as he can for Wolfwood to even fit between his knees. Never mind Wolfwood, who will be lucky if he doesn't keep hitting his ass on the tub faucet.

He makes a face now that he's here, looking up at Vash to the tune of the water steadily filling the tub.]


Why are you so fuckin' long?
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[personal profile] lupusxylem 2024-01-03 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah they're both stupid. Wolfwood wishes these bathtubs were bigger, but it's not like this house wasn't sprung up on a whim by Vash's request through some sort of magic bullshit, and he doubts Vash was thinking about asking for a fancy bathroom at the time. He got the bare minimum, if that, and now they're suffering the consequences.

Sigh.

Anyway! Vash is laughing at him and Wolfwood is pouting, like-]


W-what?

[What did you expect him to do! Why are you laughing-

But then he's suddenly being pulled forward, the water sloshing around them as he feels his body slip on the slick ceramic. He is damn lucky he rolled high, otherwise he would have cracked his nose on the edge of the tub doing this. Instead, he somehow manages to get turned around successfully without killing either of them. Amazing!

Now he's leaning back against Vash's chest and, oh. That's...really nice. He actually flusters because of it, and Vash may notice the Punisher's ears turning red.]


...Tch. Right...
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[personal profile] lupusxylem 2024-01-04 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
...yeah. It is.

[Wolfwood can feel it. The way Vash settles against him, kissing him. Holding him. It's a none-too-subtle reminder of the fact that they're not just sleeping together. This isn't just a fling. Their relationship has completely shifted, irrevocably.

Vash will be able to feel Wolfwood's heart pounding in his chest underneath his fingertips. It's the one indicator of how he's really feeling right now. Like he's out of control, like he's run a marathon despite the fact he hasn't gone anywhere but the distance from the bedroom to here.

He shifts back, laying his head against Vash from behind. He's actually at a loss for words, for a moment.]


You were. Really good. Just so you know.
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[personal profile] lupusxylem 2024-01-04 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Not Vash at his worst... like. He knew Vash was a gremlin, but this is a step above. He's trying to be, like. Open! And sentimental! Asshole!!

Wolfwood actually squawks when Vash suddenly pinches his nipple, causing him to nearly surge out of the bath. He doesn't, he stays put where he is. Instead, he whips one hand back and tries to reach blindly to grab at Vash's ear.]


What was that-??

[But like, also...he gets it. Appreciates it, actually.

Thank you, Vash, for saving him from feelings, he's felt so many of them tonight he thinks he might just blow up.]
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[personal profile] lupusxylem 2024-01-04 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Huff. Wolfwood huffs a breath through his teeth, exasperated, and carefully lets Vash's ear go. And then when he starts smooching in his ear, Wolfwood smacks his hand into Vash's face and pushes his head away.

...mainly so he can lean forward and turn the water off. It's starting to fill up pretty high, and the last thing they should be doing all over the brand new bathroom floor is soaking it with water. Only then does he sink back against Vash's chest again, tilting his head back so he can look at him upside down.]


I take it back. You're still an idiot.
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[personal profile] lupusxylem 2024-01-04 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[The water that was previously violently sloshing between them slowly settles, now that they're both still again and the faucet is no longer running. Wolfwood is still looking back at Vash over his shoulder, the angle a touch awkward but no less worth the strain. He's realizing, in his time spent with Vash tonight, that this is the first time he's seen him smile. His smile is real, full, and genuine, not hiding a century's worth of grief and turmoil. It's not faked, to make those around him believe he's doing better than he actually is. It reaches his eyes, filling them with the same kind of spark that he sees them get when Vash talks about his hopes for saving the world they came from.

Love and peace on the planet.

He exhales on a laugh, sitting up just a little bit so he can turn his head directly, instead of leaning his head back upside down. Then, he'll use that vantage point to kiss Vash's lips, slow and gentle. It's almost chaste.]


Yeah. I guess I do.

[Then, he reaches out with his thumb and forefinger and lightly flicks the center of Vash's forehead, instead of kissing it like he'd done for him.]

And because I love you so much, I ain't even gonna be mad that I have to scrub all of your sticky jizz out of my leg hair. I'm gonna be lucky you didn't give me a waxing I didn't ask for.
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[personal profile] lupusxylem 2024-01-05 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. You sure did have fun alright. I can still feel that "fun" in my beard.

[Wolfwood sighs, turning back around so he can sink down into the water a little bit more, resting his head back against Vash's chest. Most others might call this uncomfortable, with all of the metal and crisscrossing plates embedded into his skin, but at this point Wolfwood has come to accept the weird that comes along with Vash. It wouldn't be him if his body were pristine and perfect.]

Can't blame me for being curious.
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[personal profile] lupusxylem 2024-01-05 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
A-ah...hey now...

[Wolfwood immediately tilts his head to the side in response to all of those nibbles and kisses, like a cat reacting to having its chin scratched. Ugh, he can feel the goosebumps rising up all along the back of his neck and shoulders thanks to Vash.]

Better be careful, or I might start actin' up again.
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[personal profile] lupusxylem 2024-01-05 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Oooh fuck-

Wolfwood's smile fades a bit, quickly giving way to a more afflicted expression that Vash won't be able to see since he's sitting behind him. It leaves him more than a little breathless, thinking about Vash kissing him more, elsewhere.

And then he thinks about.

Fuck. Okay.

He thunks his head back against Vash's shoulder, closing his eyes.]


I'm gonna ask you a weird fucking question. If you make fun of me I'll kill you.
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[personal profile] lupusxylem 2024-01-05 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[See, the thing is, it's not as weird of a question as you'd think on the surface.

It's why he's about to ask it that it's going to be weird.]


...your arm. Can you...like. Feel anything with it?

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